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Mister Jeffries

from Readymade by Schlimminy Cricket

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There’s something in my head
I don’t know why, I don’t know what
it started in my bed
it started slow
then it kicked my butt
I’m just one man, just a little one
but my fortunes seem to be declining
I should be okay, when tomorrow comes
which is just to say that I’m not whining
Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Jeffries
This is getting to be positively terrifying
Mr. Krelbourn, Mr. Tandy
Please believe I never thought I’d have to say all this to you
I guess I never said
just why I called, I’m really sorry
I think I might be dead
they say i’m cooked as calimari
I would come in, I would really
if I thought that I’d be anything but useless
and there’s screaming, and there’s burning
you can hear my body boiling, can’t you?
Mr. Edwards, Mr. Lively
this is getting to be positively terrifying
Mr. Foster, Mr. Hinckley
Please believe I never thought I’d have to say all this to you
Mr. Barnum, Mr. Ripley
this is getting to be positively terrifying
Mr. Einstein, Mr. Henry
Please believe I never thought I’d have to say all this to you

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from Readymade, released March 16, 2017

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