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Why I Hate Charlie Rose

from Eels Will Kill You by Schlimminy Cricket

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Eight o'Clock PM on my TV
he broadcasts to the public and to me
he sends his image all around the world
he's got governmental funding
and furthermore, he's got my girl
there's a dark side no one knows
to that no-good Charlie Rose
come on, Charlie
give me back my girl

His charm and insight cannot be denied
but his stupid accent tears me up inside
I should have seen it coming from the start
as he sat there on a field of curtains
blacker than his heart
and he hooked my lady fair
with a sly come-hither stare
come on, Charlie
give me back my girl

She likes his sincerity
she likes his smile
she likes his indefatigable interviewing style
she likes how all his accolades meet with humility
but most of all she likes him
'cause he's better than me
and I guess that's how it goes
for that no-good Charlie Rose
I hate you, Charlie
give me back my girl

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from Eels Will Kill You, released August 16, 2011
Soren Paul Budge - Vocals, Keyboards
Nicolas Kwatnoski - Guitar

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